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During the summer i didn’t fly a unicorn in Mc Donald’s whilst singing mama mia.

I did not tell my pet tree to backflip on Gorge ezra in a space rock.

I didn’t swim with a chicken nugget to find the sweet and sour sauce with Mrs Duynstee.

I didn’t bring the tea to me and the Queen’s corgi tea party in unicorn tootoo world!!! I didn’t ring the ninja turtles to defete shreder in nursery

I didn’t teach my hamster to do triple back flip.

I didn’t teach my dog fractions because she wanted to be smarter than me in the test  so he won’t have to cheat.

I didn’t defeat a pencil in a game of tig in a pool.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               I didn’t teach myself  how to walk through a door.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           I didn’t teach my rock how to do a backflip on a shelf.

I dident teach a tree to beat me in a game of pool and then go watch micky mouse whith his friends witch are paper planes

What I didn’t do in the summer.

I didn’t back flip on the side of a cliff with dead rats!

I didn’t dance with my hamster as we hypnotized a turtle.

I didn’t talk to a cake on the great wall of China.

In the summer holiday, I didn’t defeat Superman invading the galaxy in a RAP battle and a dog playing the violin.

In the summer holiday, I didn’t defeat my dad in a RAP battle in the galaxy with my dog playing piano and my bearded dragon playing guitar.

I didn’t teach my pet how to eat me (she was very sad)

I didnt win against peppa pig in a bacon eating contest.

I didnt defeat my cat in a swimming contest.

I didnt help my cat defeat thanos with martial arts.

I didnt become spiderman.

i didnt teach my dog how to eat with a spoon in his bowl.

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I didn’t teach my elephant how to eat with a fork.

i didnt teach mars how to ride an atack helecopter

Ididn’t teach my self to go fro a buss door

I didn’t defeat my  rubber in a game of tig in a hole.

I didn’t teach myself to pick up a rock while talking

I didn’t protect baby Yoda from being defeated in a game of football in the water!

I didn’t backflip into Tony Starks house while he was slacking eating crisps watching Pepa pig!

I didn’t scream until Nicky Manaj came barging into my house d to play Tennis!

I didn’t talk to Beast boy while playing balarina with tootoos in the forest!

I didn’t wait till Hulk wore his Pj’s while we were playing football!

I wish i could exterminate Tony Stark with my dog’s  mechanical amour on a stranded island.

In the summer holidays I didn’t make cucumber soup with pepperonis and share it with my hamster.

• I didn’t protect my sausages from the rabbit in the kitchen.
• I didn’t talk to my pyramid the sand killed it at the desert.
• I didn’t tellmy lion to roar off my pencil case in the car.
• I didn’t tell my bookself to eat the books in 20 seconds.

In the summer holidays I didn’t take my mutant bath bomb to spongy palace, ruled by legendary King Spangy.

The Palace is entirely made out of sponge and is located in the center of the universe!

In the summer holiday, I didn’t teach my fish how to ride my bike. He was incredibly sad as he wanted to be as fast as me on land.

In the summer holidays,i didn’t teach my computer how to shoot deadly laser beams and climb up the wall quickly like the one and only spider man!

P.S I shall do it next summer holiday (I hope)!

 

In the summer holiday, i didn’t take my fish on a run to the aquariam because it was very flooded outside and his leash didn’t fit him.

In the summer holiday, I didn’t teach my gecko to twerk because it was to busy eating worms in its vivarium and my phone was dead so I couldn’t record it for my tictok.

In the summer holidays I didn’t teach my hamster how to do karate to beat Thanos, when he snaps he will take him down before he wipes half the universe.

In the summer holidays I didn`t to teach my hamster how to pole vault on the tinest pole in the clubs.she then fell of and broke her back in the middle of the pole vault.

In the 6 weeks holidays I didnt teach my rabbit how to swim like a goldfish.Also I didnt teach my rabbit how to use a chrome book.

In the summer holidays i didn’t teach my  goldfish how to swim

Drop kick the goalie for saving my shot.I forgot to bring my gloves so i don’t  freeze to death.I forgot to humiliate number 5 for crashing into my mum.

In the summer holidays…

I forgot to visit Shrek and Fiona in the scorching hot desert .

In the summer holidays, I didn’t teach my fish how to sprint to beat Usain Bolt because they were to lazy and only wanted to be fed fish flakes. I also didn’t turn my fish into an evil mastermind to take over the world and become king. But I did scrape poop off the fish tank.

One day in the summer holidays,i didn’t take my pet shark on a long walk to get ice-cream,which was located in the park,but in the end it ate the ice-cream truck…

Summer holidays are probibly refered as the best time of year.Not this one this one my two toenails at the beach.Never go to the beach

Year 5 are starting their blog journey with a simple little starter! Inspired by Toucan class at Norbridge Academy  they were set the challenge of telling us about what they didn’t do during the summer holiday!

Enjoy!